This is American luxury

Kinja'd!!! "Nedus" (nedus)
03/09/2015 at 10:44 • Filed to: None

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Maybe some of you have seen this before, but I certainly haven't (on anything that isn't a Cadillac). I was lost for words, and I HAD to take this pic (on a nearly empty freeway, calm down). I actually yelled out "WAT" when I saw it.

The couple who were luxuriating in this Impala (lol) were approximately 502 years old. Each. There's a badge on the back that says Commonwealth and they were from out of state (this is in California).

Terrible.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 10:48

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I feel ya bro.

Saw a Corolla the other day with one too.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 10:49

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America plz stahp.


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > Funktheduck
03/09/2015 at 10:50

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What the fuck? WHY


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 10:51

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One of my neighbors has a late 90s Cutlass with one of those. Its like wtf, you bought a compact.

The worst one I saw thought was a a Cadillac STS in that weird green, with the same color top. I wish I had a picture it was so bad.


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
03/09/2015 at 10:53

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This was available from the factory on those Cadillacs though, right? I had always assumed that, and never really thought much of it, ugly as it is.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 10:56

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It was, but who outside of the 1970s buys a green Cadillac with a green landau top?

Any other color combo would have been meh, but this was just so much. worse.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:02

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Because fancy


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:02

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Friends always ask why I park so far out in the sticks when I go to the grocery store or the mall. My response is to always point to a camry or sebring or impala with this landeau top and say "Because I don't ever want to catch a case of the beige"


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:04

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It's an evolution!

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Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:10

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If you drive into Flint, Michigan, you will see these on Impalas, Malibus, every kind of Buick, Chrysler 300s, even Avalons and Camrys. Ridiculous haha


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > E. Julius
03/09/2015 at 11:13

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Jesus. Maybe these people were from somewhere where this is popular, because it sure as hell isn't in southern California.


Kinja'd!!! Hey, y'all, watch this! > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:15

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I like it. It's like warning coloration on poison dart frogs. You know whoever is driving that is old as fuck and probably shouldn't be on the road anymore.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:16

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The midwest can be a quirky place to the uninitiated haha


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > Hey, y'all, watch this!
03/09/2015 at 11:20

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Either that, or they're someone who I will most definitely not get along with.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Funktheduck
03/09/2015 at 11:37

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
03/09/2015 at 11:39

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the b body brougham and d body fleetwood were the only Cadillacs after the 70s to have em factory. All the rest are dealer installed.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 11:40

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there's a dealership near me that puts these on sonatas.


Kinja'd!!! AutoSavant > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 12:05

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I see these all the time here in the geriatric state of Florida. Take solace in the fact that this kind of "styling" choice will die with the greatest generation.


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > AutoSavant
03/09/2015 at 12:06

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Does that mean I have to wait another 40 years for donks and lowriders to die too? Goddammit.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 12:09

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Old people rice. Or in other words old people can have terrible taste and be massive morons as well.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 15:54

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I just pity the used car dealers that get stuck with these when their owners die or get their keys taken by their children.Those tops must knock at least a couple grand off the value, and they're not really cheap or easy to remove properly.


Kinja'd!!! Nedus > ranwhenparked
03/09/2015 at 15:59

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LeMons or rallycross car. This is the only way to properly dispose of such a car.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Nedus
03/09/2015 at 23:40

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Never seen them on anything other than Cadillacs? My god, junior, what year were you born?